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72 Alcohol Sayings

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In this post, you will find amazing alcohol sayings.

Alcohol Sayings

 

Ignorance is a lot like alcohol: the more you have of it, the less you are able to see its effect on you.” —Jay M. Bylsma

 

I am more afraid of alcohol than of all the bullets of the enemy.” —Stonewall Jackson

 

It’s a great advantage not to drink among hard drinking people.” —F. Scott Fitzgerald

 

Alcoholism is a thief of health, mental sanity and human dignity.” —Dr T.P.Chia

 

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.” —Ernest Hemingway

 

Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness.” —Oscar Wilde

 

An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.” —Dylan Thomas

 

After the first glass, you see things as you wish they were. After the second, you see things as they are not. Finally, you see things as they really are, and that is the most horrible thing in the world.” —Oscar Wilde

 

Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.” —Finley Peter Dunne

 

Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.” —Frank Sinatra

 

There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren’t as good as others.” —Raymond Chandler

 

Alcoholism and drug addiction are killer of mental and physical health. Alcoholic and drug addicts are killing themselves slowly.” —Dr T.P.Chia

 

I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.” —Rodney Dangerfield

 

There are two kinds of people I don’t trust: people who don’t drink and people who collect stickers.” —Chelsea Handler

 

I drink alcohol to drown my problems…Unfortunately problems are damn good swimmer.” —Unknown

 

Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter. Sermons and soda water the day after.” —Lord Byron

 

Alcohol is like love: the first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you just take the girl’s clothes off.” —Raymond Chandler

 

The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity.” —Unknown

 

To alcohol! The cause of… and solution to… all of life’s problems.” —Matt Groening

 

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.” —Unknown

 

Alcohol is a way of life, alcohol is my way of life, and I aim to keep it.” —Homer Simpson

 

I envy people who drink—at least they know what to blame everything on.” —Oscar Levant

 

Adulthood has shown me that you really don’t need fun to have alcohol.” —Unknown

 

Do not fall in love with me, for I am falser than vows made by wine.” —William Shakespeare

 

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.” —George Bernard Shaw

 

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.” —G.K. Chesterton

 

People say I have an alcohol problem, and I say if there is still alcohol there is no problem.” —Unknown

 

I have made an important discovery… that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effects of intoxication.” —Oscar Wilde

 

The best thing is the combined effect of nicotine with alcohol, greater than the sum of the two parts.” —Sebastian Faulks

 

When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.” —Jimmy Breslin

 

99% of all problems can be solved by money – and for the other 1% there’s alcohol.” —Quentin R. Bufogle

 

First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.” —Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald

 

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.” —Winston Churchill

 

Alcoholism is a disease that creates temporary madness and insanity. Drug addiction is a disease that destroys health and humanity.” —Dr T.P.Chia

 

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.” —Benjamin Franklin

 

Avoid using cigarettes, alcohol, and drugs as alternatives to being an interesting person.” —Marilyn vos Savant

Short Alcohol Sayings

 

A drunk man never tells a lie.” —Unknown

 

I would not put a thief in my mouth to steal my brains.” —William Shakespeare

 

Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.” —Sammy Davis, Jr.

 

Alcohol aint the answer but it makes you forget the question!” —Unknown

 

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.” —Kinky Friedman

 

The only honest people in the world are small children and drunk people.” —Unknown

 

When I drink, I think; and when I think, I drink.” —Francois Rabelais

 

This alcohol could never change the truth.” —Unknown

 

There is a devil in every berry of the grape.” —Unknown

 

I don’t know of any issues associated with alcohol before flight.” —Ellen Ochoa

 

Lips that touch liquor touch other lips quicker.” —Unknown

 

All is fair in love and beer.” —Kurt Pardis

 

May what goes down not come back up again.” —Unknown

 

Alcohol kills slowly. Good, I’m in no hurry.” —Coluche

 

Drunkenness is temporary suicide.” —Bertrand Russell

 

It’s easy to be drunk when it’s hard to be sober.” —Unknown

 

Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol.” —N.F. Simpson

 

A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.” —Unknown

 

A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.” —Charlie Chaplin

 

I cook with wine,Sometimes I even add it to the food.” —W.C Fields

 

I drink to make other people more interesting.” —Ernest Hemingway

 

Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.” —Lucius Annaeus Seneca

 

Good friends make the world go round, but good beer makes the room go round.” —Unknown

 

They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.” —Scottish Proverb

 

It’s true, alcohol kills people. But how many are born because of it?” —Unknown

Top Ten Alcohol Sayings

 

You will find here top ten alcohol sayings selected by our team.

  1. “I would not put a thief in my mouth to steal my brains.” —William Shakespeare
  2. “Ignorance is a lot like alcohol: the more you have of it, the less you are able to see its effect on you.” —Jay M. Bylsma
  3. “Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.” —Frank Sinatra
  4. “Alcoholism is a thief of health, mental sanity and human dignity.” —Dr T.P.Chia
  5. “I have made an important discovery… that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effects of intoxication.” —Oscar Wilde
  6. “The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity.” —Unknown
  7. “I drink alcohol to drown my problems…Unfortunately problems are damn good swimmer.” —Unknown
  8. “A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.” —Charlie Chaplin
  9. “Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol.” —N.F. Simpson
  10. “Do not fall in love with me, for I am falser than vows made by wine.” —William Shakespeare