65 Smoking Quotes and Sayings

In this post, you will find amazing smoking sayings.

Short Smoking Sayings

 

“Smoking eats.. You.” —Vikrmn

 

“If smoking is not allowed in heaven, I shall not go.” —Mark Twain

 

“Love and smoking are the same things.Both of them hurt us on leaving.” —Unknown

 

“Smokers don’t grow old…they die young…” —Unknown

 

“Smoking is just like farting with the poisonous elements.” —Skai Chan

 

“Smoking is the leading cause of statistics.” —Fletcher Knebel

 

“Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs.” —Unknown

 

“The hardest distance is always from the sofa to the front door.” —Erki Nool

 

“Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine.” —George D. Prentice

 

“Thousands of people stop smoking a day – by dying from it.” —Unknown

 

“Smoking is indispensable if one has nothing to kiss.” —Sigmund Freud

 

“The cigarette does the smoking — you’re just the sucker.” —Unknown

 

“Smoking to me is like suicide it is death in anticipation.” —Unknown

 

“The best way to eliminate your name from the world is smoking.” —Unknown

 

“The only safer cigarette is your last one.” —Duane Alan Hahn

 

“Whenever I think to quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think.” —Unknown

 

“Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast.” —Woody allen

 

“You are not smoking cigarette, it’s cigarette that is smoking you.” —Vikrmn

 

“One thousand Americans stop smoking every day – by dying.” —Unknown

 

“If you must smoke, take your butt outside.” —Unknown

 

“A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.” —Rudyard Kipling

 

“Smoking helps you lose weight ? one lung at a time!” —Alfred E. Neuman

 

“I really hate cigarettes. Whenever I see one, I lit it up.” —Unknown

 

“I make it a rule never to smoke while I’m sleeping.” —Mark Twain

 

“Smoking is suicide by installments.” —H.M. Forester

 

“A cigarette is a pipe with a fire at one end and a fool at the other.” —Unknown

Smoking Sayings

 

“Cigarette: A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in between.” —Unknown

 

“To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did, I ought to know because I’ve done it a thousand times.” —Mark Twain

 

“Smoking can kill you, he said, and I replied: sounds better than being bored to death.” —Chloe Thurlow

 

“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.” —Brooke Shields

 

“When I don’t smoke I scarcely feel as if I’m living. I don’t feel as if I’m living unless I’m killing myself.” —Russell Hoban

 

“It’s not the cigarette that kills you, it’s the thought behind the cigarette.” —Raghu Venkatesh

 

“Every smoker have a story so before you say him smoking kills i want you to know that,something is already killing him.” —Unknown

 

“Seven out of 10 people don’t smoke and of those who do, seven out of 10 want to give up.” —Scottish Health Minister Andy Kerr

 

“Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar.” —Groucho Marx

 

“So smoking is the perfect way to commit suicide without actually dying. I smoke because it’s bad, it’s really simple.” —Damien Hirst

 

“Smoking is like cutting onions…it affects you and the people beside you.” —Unknown

 

“Smoking had become my favorite thing in the world to do. It was like having instant comfort, no matter where or when.” —Augusten Burroughs

 

“A cigarette is the only consumer product which when used as directed kills its consumer.” —Dr. Gro Harlem Brundtland

 

“Its better to hold a book between your Fingers than to Hold a Cigarette.” —Bista Nirooj

 

“Smoking is a habit that drains your money and kills you slowly, one puff after another. Quit smoking, start living.” —Unknown

 

“Smokers, male and female, inject and excuse idleness in their lives every time they light a cigarette.” —Colette

 

“Forcing smoke down my lungs is pulmonary rape. It invades my body against my will, and it’s not fair.” —Patty Young

 

“I don’t smoke anymore, except on National No Smoking Day as a protest against those who want to control our lives.” —Richard Littlejohn

 

“Smoking is hateful to the nose, harmful to the brain, and dangerous to the lungs.” —King James I

 

“If you don’t wanna see me smoking, then you better find other ways to keep my lips busy.” —Unknown

 

“Sometimes life was like smoking in silence , without thinking where and when you are !” —Ali Rezavand Zayeri

 

“I look at smoking as a crutch, and as an actor I would like strip away as many crutches as possible.” —Claire Forlani

 

“A nonsmoker is forced to find food, but for a smoker breakfast can be a cigarette and a cup of bad coffee.” —Terri Guillemets

 

“Be nice to the people who smoke cigarette, any cigarette might be their last cigarette.” —Unknown

 

“I lit a cigarette. ‘Go ahead, take a smoke,’ my father said. ‘It won’t kill you. Only sadness will.” —Hannah Lillith Assadi

 

” I believe that pipe smoking contributes to a somewhat calm and objective judgement in all human affairs.” —Albert Einstein

 

“People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them… Well, it’s killing me!” —Unknown

Top Ten Smoking Sayings

 

Here you will find top ten smoking sayings selected by our team.

  1. “A cigarette is the only consumer product which when used as directed kills its consumer.” —Dr. Gro Harlem Brundtland
  2. “Smoking helps you lose weight ? one lung at a time!” —Alfred E. Neuman
  3. “Smoking is like cutting onions…it affects you and the people beside you.” —Unknown
  4. “I lit a cigarette. ‘Go ahead, take a smoke,’ my father said. ‘It won’t kill you. Only sadness will.” —Hannah Lillith Assadi
  5. “Every smoker have a story so before you say him smoking kills i want you to know that,something is already killing him.” —Unknown
  6. “I don’t smoke anymore, except on National No Smoking Day as a protest against those who want to control our lives.” —Richard Littlejohn
  7. “A cigarette is a pipe with a fire at one end and a fool at the other.” —Unknown
  8. “To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did, I ought to know because I’ve done it a thousand times.” —Mark Twain
  9. “If you don’t wanna see me smoking, then you better find other ways to keep my lips busy.” —Unknown
  10. “Smoking had become my favorite thing in the world to do. It was like having instant comfort, no matter where or when.” —Augusten Burroughs