Funny Navy Sayings

In this post, you will find amazing funny Navy sayings.

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Funny Navy Sayings


“A ship without MARINES is like a garment without buttons.” —Adm. David Porter

“The purpose of the Navy is not to fight.” —Vice Admiral John Bird

“Your soul may belong to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the marines.” —Eugene B. Sledge

“When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me 85 dollars. That is why in the Navy the Captain goes down with the ship.” —Dick Gregory

“I left Scotland when I was 16 because I had no qualifications for anything but to join the Navy,having left school at 13.” —Sean Connery

“The Navy speaks in symbols and you may suit what meaning you choose to the words.” —Patrick O’Brian