50 Bowling Quotes and Sayings
In this post, you will find amazing Bowling quotes and sayings.
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Short Bowling Quotes and Sayings
“Usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature.” —John Gielgud
“Bowling would be more interesting if it were slightly uphill.” —Demetri Martin
“Fast bowling is an art, like spin bowling.” —Kapil Dev
“Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.” —Seneca
“Bowling- You can get 3 strikes, and you’re not out.” —Unknown
“You want perfection, go to a bowling alley!” —John Calipari
“Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes.” —George Carlin
“We’re goin bowling. If we don’t come back, avenge our deaths.” —Homer
“No smoking – just a lucky strike!” —Unknown
“Amateurs move it right to left, and pros move it front to back.” —Unknown
“Every bowling center should have a house pro.” —Don Johnson
“The bowling alley is the poor man’s country club.” —Sanford Hansell
“Bowling, I like bowling. I’ve been getting into this bowling thing. It’s kinda fun.” —Queen Latifah
“It’s like carrying a bowling ball!” —Almost done
“Bowling is a sport for people who have talent to spare!” —Unknown
“A boy without mischief is like a bowling ball without a liquid center.” —Homer Simpson
“The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra.” —Jimmy Johnson
“Now I do bowling, golf, and tennis. I want to be a good bowler.” —Unknown
“Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.” —Martin Mull
“It’s not how you bowl. it’s how you roll.” —Unknown
“I have always hated bowling, and I don’t mind admitting it.” —Hunter S. Thompson
Bowling Quotes and Sayings
“Error increases with distance. It’s true with bowling, and it’s true with families.” —Steve Farrar
“One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball.” —Don Carter
“If you could see the insides of bowling ball holes, nobody would ever bowl again.” —Unknown
“Men of character knows their limitations – but don’t accept them.Bowling.” —Unknown
“Some people have their own bowling ball and their own bowling shoes… and no friends.” —Jim Gaffigan
“I bowled for two years in college, because I was drunk and needed shoes.” —Kathleen Madigan
“The game minus slow bowling is like bread without butter or, even worse, french cuisine without the sauces.” —Unknown
“Baseball is the only sport there is — next to bowling that is.” —Luella Lorraine Lavell
“In bowling and in life, if a person made the spares, the strikes would take care of themselves.” —Stephen King
“I can’t believe I’ve missed this sport. It’s all about fingering holes and caressing balls.” —K.A. Mitchell
“I liked the movie 300, but the title is misleading. I thought it would be about scantily-clad professional bowlers.” —Jarod Kintz
“I think we’ve been a lot more disciplined with our bowling. Our batting at times has been more disciplined as well.” —Unknown
“The Bowling Green game was a big-time environment. We wanna see that for all the games.” —Unknown
“You can never find the right bowling ball. This one’s too heavy. This one’s good but its pink!” —Jim Gaffigan
“It would be difficult to convince me that leaning has no effect whatsoever on the outcome of my bowling.” —Amy Krouse Rosenthal
“You don’t have to be in shape to bowl. It’s the only sport where there’s a way to signal for a cocktail waitress.” —Robin Roberts
“To play against me you gotta have guts. To play against my team you gotta be nuts!” —Unknown
“I cant believe I’ve missed this sport. Its all about fingering holes and caressing balls.” —KA Mitchell
Top Ten Bowling Quotes and Sayings
Here you will find top ten Bowling Quotes and Sayings selected by our team.
- “You want perfection, go to a bowling alley!” —John Calipari
- “In bowling and in life, if a person made the spares, the strikes would take care of themselves.” —Stephen King
- “We’re goin bowling. If we don’t come back, avenge our deaths.” —Homer
- “Usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature.” —John Gielgud
- “Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.” —Seneca
- “Error increases with distance. It’s true with bowling, and it’s true with families.” —Steve Farrar
- “It’s not how you bowl. it’s how you roll.” —Unknown
- “The game minus slow bowling is like bread without butter or, even worse, french cuisine without the sauces.” —Unknown
- “Baseball is the only sport there is — next to bowling that is.” —Luella Lorraine Lavell
- “Some people have their own bowling ball and their own bowling shoes… and no friends.” —Jim Gaffigan
