125 Coffee Quotes and Sayings
In this post, you will find amazing coffee quotes and sayings.
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Short Coffee Sayings
“Nothing stands between a girl and her coffee.” —Unknown
“Behind every successful woman, is a substantial amount of coffee.” —Unknown
“Three cups of coffee a day keeps the doctor away!” —Unknown
“Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.” —David Lyn
“Never trust anyone who doesn’t drink coffee.” —AJ Lee
“I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee.” —Clark Gable
“Coffee in England always tastes like a chemistry experiment.” —Agatha Christie
“With enough coffee, I could rule the world.” —Unknown
“Life happens but coffee helps.” —Unknown
“I like my coffee strong and my women weak.” —Alexander Pappas
“Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.” —Alphonse Allais
“Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.” —Terri Guillemets
“Coffee is good for talent, but genius wants prayer.” —Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Life begins after coffee.” —Unknown
“Bury me with my coffee cup.” —Unknown
“7 days without coffee makes one weak.” —Unknown
“Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.” —Jonathan Swift
“Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.” —Jonathan Swift
“Life without coffee is a life not lived.” —Unknown
“I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.” —Unknown
“Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven.” —Jessi Lane Adams
“Never say no to coffee.” —M. Cesar
“Caffeine-The other Vitamin C.” —Unknown
“My blood type is coffee.” —Unknown
“I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee.” —Clark Gable
“What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup.” —Henry Rollins
“I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now.” —Louis May Alcott
“Coffee drinkers make better lovers.” —Unknown
“Drinking beer in a coffee mug. I feel like I am cheating on my coffee.” —Unknown
“Retirement is one great big giant coffee break.” —Unknown
“Prayer is like coffee for my soul in the morning.” —Munia Khan
“Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?” —Albert Camus
“Drink Coffee. Do stupid things even faster with more energy.” —Unknown
“Coffee can’t cure everything, but it can cure the mornings!” —Unknown
“Coffee first. Schemes later.” —Leanna Renee Hieber
“I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless.” —Napoleon Bonaparte
“Coffee: the favorite drink of the civilized world.” —Thomas Jefferson
“Coffee with a friend is like capturing happiness in a cup.” —Unknown
“Conscience keeps more people awake than coffee.” —Unknown
“Coffee, It’s the life blood that fuels the dreams of champions!” —Mike Ditka
“I think if I were a woman I’d wear coffee as a perfume.” —John Van Druten
“If this is decaf, I’m going to pour it on your head.” —Audrey Bell
“Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.” —Unknown
“Decaffeinated coffee is the devil’s blend.” —Unknown
“There’s nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee.” —Rian Aditia
“Caffeine isn’t a drug, it’s a vitamin.” —Unknown
“Love doesn’t go away overnight. It sometimes stays for coffee.” —Ljupka Cvetanova
“Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?” —Albert Camus
“Coffee and tobacco are complete repose.” —Unknown
“Coffee first. Save the world later.” —Caroline George
“Coffee makes grisly mornings bearable.” —Terri Guillemets
“A morning without coffee is like sleep.” —Unknown
“Coffee and love are best when they are hot.” —Unknown
“I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.” —Lewis Black
“If you want to improve your understanding, drink coffee.” —Sydney Smith
“There were some problems only coffee and ice cream could fix.” —Amal El-Mohtar
“Coffee is the best medicine.” —Unknown
“Coffee should be black as Hell, strong as death, and sweet as love.” —Unknown
“A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.” —Paul Erdos
“Wine is for aging, not coffee.” —Ken Hutchinson
“Men are like coffee, they’re strong, warm and keep you up all night.” —Unknown
“May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.” —Unknown
“I had some dreams; they were clouds in my coffee.” —Carly Simon
“I never said I liked coffee better than sex. I said I’d had it more.” —Kevin Sinnott
“I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee.” —Burt Lancaster
“Coffee is a hug in a mug.” —Unknown
“If heaven had a flavor. It would be coffee!” —Unknown
“The road to success is paved in coffee.” —Unknown
“Coffee, it’s the life blood that fuels the dreams of champions!” —Mike Ditka
“The second cup of coffee is never as good as the first.” —Theodore Roosevelt
“Coffee is the best medicine for the stressed people.” —Unknown
“All I need is coffee, not a bed rest!” —Unknown
“Coffee is the official beverage of culture.” —Andrea Illy
“I can’t imagine a day without coffee. I can’t imagine!” —Howard Schultz
“I must get up. My coffee needs me.” —Unknown
“Coffee is not a beverage. It’s a moment of pleasure.” —Unknown
“Good Coffee, Cheaper than Prozac!” —Unknown
“I don’t know how people live without coffee, I really don’t.” —Martha Quinn
“Coffee is a language in itself.” —Jackie Chan
“Adventure in life is good; consistency in coffee even better.” —Justina Chen
Coffee Sayings
“Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep.” —Fran Drescher
“Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.” —Alex Levine
“A cup of gourmet coffee shared with a friend is happiness tasted and time well spent.” —Unknown
“If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.” —Abraham Lincoln
“No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness.” —Sheik Abd-al-Kabir
“Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.” —Terry Pratchett
“To an old man a cup of coffee is like the door post of an old house — it sustains and strengthens him.” —Unknown
“Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?” —Jean Kerr
“Coffee was only a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your slightly older self.” —Terry Pratchett
“There has never been a better office communication system than the coffee break.” —Unknown
“No matter what historians claimed, BC really stood for “Before Coffee.” —Cherise Sinclair
“As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?” —Cassandra Clare
“Coffee is the common man’s gold, and like gold, it brings to every person the feeling of luxury and nobility.” —Sheik-Abd-al-Kadir
“It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee.” —Donna A. Favors
“The best thing about waking up is knowing. You have another cup of coffee to enjoy.” —Unknown
“People say money can’t buy happiness. They lie. Money buys coffee, coffee makes me happy!” —Unknown
“I need coffee to help me change the things I can… and wine to help me accept the things I can’t!” —Tanya Masse
“Television is not real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.” —Bill Gates
“Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.” —Bill Cosby
“After all, coffee is bitter, a flavor from the forbidden and dangerous realm.” —Diane Ackerman
“The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.” —James Mackintosh
“Actually, this seems to be the basic need of the human heart in nearly every great crisis – a good hot cup of coffee.” —Alexander King
“A 41-inch bust and a lot of perseverance will get you more than a cup of coffee – a lot more.” —Jayne Mansfield
“Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze. It maketh me to wake in green pastures: It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses. It restoreth my buzz.” —Bob Phillips
“It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee.” —Donna A. Favors
“To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.” —Hugh Jackman
“No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness.” —Sheik Abd-al-Kadir
“If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.” —Mae West
“The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.” —James Mackintosh
“I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.” —Flash Rosenberg
“Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister.” —Unknown
“A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don’t later fray.” —Marcia Carrington
“No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils.” —Henry
“As soon as coffee is in your stomach, there is a general commotion. Ideas begin to move,similes arise, the paper is covered. Coffee is your ally and writing ceases to be a struggle.” —Honore de Balzac
“Sometimes it is the smallest thing that saves us: the weather growing cold, a child’s smile, and a cup of excellent coffee.” —Jonathan Carroll
Top Ten Coffee Sayings
Here you will find top ten coffee sayings. Selected by our team.
- “Behind every successful woman, is a substantial amount of coffee.” —Unknown
- “Coffee with a friend is like capturing happiness in a cup.” —Unknown
- “People say money can’t buy happiness. They lie.Money buys coffee, coffee makes me happy!” —Unknown
- “Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.” —David Lyn
- “If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.” —Abraham Lincoln
- “I need coffee to help me change the things I can… and wine to help me accept the things I can’t!” —Tanya Masse
- “Coffee, it’s the life blood that fuels the dreams of champions!” —Mike Ditka
- “With enough coffee, I could rule the world.” —Unknown
- “Life happens but coffee helps.” —Unknown
- “Coffee and love are best when they are hot.” —Unknown
