54 Cow Quotes and Sayings
In this post, you will find amazing Cow sayings.
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Short Cow Sayings
“Once you kill a cow, you gotta make a burger.” —Lady Gaga
“Sacred cows make the best hamburger.” —Mark Twain
“Don’t milk the cow too hard. She will kick you.” —Mason Cooley
“Cow’s milk is tonic, its ghee is ambrosia and its meat is disease.” —Unknown
“All is not butter that comes from the cow.” —Proverb
“Killing a cow or a bull is as sinful as killing a human.” —Unknown
“Live life like someone left open the gate.” —Unknown
“Milk is the only juice in a world of cows.” —Munia Khan
“Home is where my cows are.” —Unknown
“The cow is of the bovine ilk;One end is moo, the other, milk.” —Ogden Nash
“Cows are gentle, interesting animals.” —Ingrid Newkirk
“Kill me but spare the cow.” —Lokmanya Tilak
“Science is not a sacred cow. Science is a horse. Don’t worship it. Feed it.” —Aubrey Eben
“Cows are a girl’s best friend.” —Unknown
“Milk the cow, but do not pull off the udder.” —Greek proverb
“As for butter versus margarine, I trust cows more than chemists.” —Joan Dye Gussow
“The sweet mellifluous milking of the cow.” —Sam Walter Foss
“Cow is the foundation of our economy.” —Unknown
“My cow is not pretty, but it is pretty to me.” —David Lynch
“Rain or shine, dairy farmers care for their cows 365 days of the year!” —Unknown
“I don’t want to be a burger. I don’t wanna.” —Unknown
“If you do not milk the cow fully, it falls sick.” —Lalu Prasad Yadav
“A cow is a very good animal in the field, but we turn her out of a garden.” —Samuel Johnson
“You can only milk a cow so long, then you’re left holding the pail.” —Hank Aaron
“I love cows. Its people who annoy me.” —Unknown
“Go to law for a sheep and lose your cow.” —German Proverb
“There’s nothing like sitting back and talking to your cows.” —Russell Crowe
Cow Sayings
“Not every man remembers the name of the cow which supplied him with each drop of milk he has drunk.” —Shmuel Yosef Agnon
“The cow is nothing but a machine which makes grass fit for us people to eat.” —John McNulty
“I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I’d rather dance with the cows until you come home.” —Groucho Marx
“Truth, Sir, is a cow, that will yield such people no more milk, and so they are gone to milk the bull.” —Unknown
“A mind of the caliber of mine cannot derive its nutriment from cows.” —George Bernard Shaw
“If the Grass seems Greener on the other side ~ chances are it was fertilized with Bullshit.” —Unknown
“Without my cattle, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty.” —Unknown
“When you see the cows go into McDonalds you know that their beef burgers are fresh.” —Anthony T.Hincks
“All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow.” —Grant Wood
“It doesn’t matter how much milk you spill as long as you don’t lose the cow.” —Harvey Mackay
“If you want milk, don’t sit on a stool in the middle of a field in the hope that a cow will back up to you.” —Richard Branson
“When the land is cultivated entirely by the spade, and no horses are kept, a cow is kept for every three acres of land.” —John Stuart Mill
“Cow is the source of progress and prosperity. In many ways it is superior to one’s mother.” —Mahatma Gandhi
“Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said, “I think that I’ll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them?” —Bill Watterson
“Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy cows, which is pretty much the same thing.” —Unknown
“Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it’s doing in the Maritimes.” —Tommy Douglas
“Tongue — a variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line between a cut of beef and a piece of a dead cow.” —Bob Ekstrom
“Knowledge is a sacred cow, and my problem will be how we can milk her while keeping clear of her horns.” —Unknown
“It is not an act of kindness to treat animals respectfully. It is an act of justice.” —Tom Regan
“The mere brute pleasure of reading — the sort of pleasure a cow must have in grazing.” —Lord Chesterfield
Top Ten Cow Sayings
Here you will find top ten Cow Sayings selected by our team.
- “Sacred cows make the best hamburger.” —Mark Twain
- “All is not butter that comes from the cow.” —Proverb
- “I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I’d rather dance with the cows until you come home.” —Groucho Marx
- “Truth, Sir, is a cow, that will yield such people no more milk, and so they are gone to milk the bull.” —Unknown
- “As for butter versus margarine, I trust cows more than chemists.” —Joan Dye Gussow
- “A mind of the caliber of mine cannot derive its nutriment from cows.” —George Bernard Shaw
- “Without my cattle, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty.” —Unknown
- “When you see the cows go into McDonalds you know that their beef burgers are fresh.” —Anthony T.Hincks
- “All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow.” —Grant Wood
- “It doesn’t matter how much milk you spill as long as you don’t lose the cow.” —Harvey Mackay
