34 Dentist Funny Quotes and Sayings

In this post, you will find amazing dentist funny sayings.

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Dentist Funny Sayings

“I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. He told me to wear a brown tie.” —Rodney Dangerfield

“A dentist is only half the doctor he claims to be.” —Joshua Ferriss

“A dentist gets to the root of the problem.” —Unknown

“The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound.” —George Bernard Shaw

“The only people who need degrees are dentists and brain surgeons.” —David Hockney

“Every tooth in a man’s head is more valuable than a diamond.” —Miguel de Cervantes

“Happiness is your dentist telling you it won’t hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.” —Johnny Carson

“Brush your teeth everyday, To keep dentist away.” —Unknown

“Be nice to your dentist. He has filling too.” —Unknown

“If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist’s office would be full of luminous ideas.” —Mason Cooley

“Some tortures are physical and some are mental, but the one that is both is dental.” —Ogden Nash

“Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket.” —Ambrose Bierce

“Got teeth? Thank your dentist.” —Unknown

“Cavities don’t scare us!” —Unknown

“Dentists are medical professionals who help you put your money where your mouth is.” —Unknown

“A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last.” —Helen Rowland

“She laughs at everything you say. Why? Because she has fine teeth.” —Benjamin Franklin

“I told my dentist I want a tooth to match the others. He gave my one with four cavities.” —Rodney Dangerfield

“Even if you aren’t hungry, the worst thing you can be told after a dentist appointment is: ‘You can’t eat for 30 minutes.” —Unknown

“My dentist’s business card says, “Teeth are the windows to the soul.” —Jimmy Fallon

“We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.” —Joseph Heller

“The nations morals are like its teeth, the more decayed they are the more it hurts to touch them.” —George Bernard Shaw

“Never open your mouth,unless you’re in the dentist chair.” —Sammy Gravano

“I am as old as my tongue and a little older than my teeth.” —Unknown

“Dental hygienist – sweet enough to make you smile, skilled enough to protect it!” —Unknown

“If you enjoy shaming people, I suggest dentistry as a profession.” —Unknown

“You don’t have to brush allyour teeth, just the ones you want to keep.” —Unknown

“A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth.” —George D. Prentice

Here you will find top five dentist funny sayings selected by our team.

“The only people who need degrees are dentists and brain surgeons.” —David Hockney
“A dentist is only half the doctor he claims to be.” —Joshua Ferriss
“If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist’s office would be full of luminous ideas.” —Mason Cooley
“My dentist’s business card says, “Teeth are the windows to the soul.” —Jimmy Fallon
“I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. He told me to wear a brown tie.” —Rodney Dangerfield