65 Drinking Quotes and Sayings
In this post, you will find amazing drinking sayings.
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Short Drinking Sayings
“Drinking makes the mind go sober.” —Heruba
“When I drink, I think; and when I think, I drink.” —François Rabelais
“War and drink are the two things man is never too poor to buy.” —William Faulkner
“A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.” —Charlie Chaplin
“He that drinks fast, pays slow.” —Benjamin Franklin
“Drinking isn’t my problem; it’s my remedy.” —Unknown
“You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning.” —Celia Rivenbark
“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.” —Unknown
“Don’t drink to get drunk. Drink to enjoy life.” —Jack Kerouac
“It’s easy to be drunk when it’s hard to be sober.” —Unknown
“You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.” —Dean Martin
“Work is the curse of the drinking classes.” —Oscar Wilde
“They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.” —Scottish Proverb
“I don’t have a drinking problem, I have thirst problem.” —Unknown
“I don’t drink anymore, on the other hand I don’t drink any less either.” —W.C. Fields
“Show me how you drink and I will tell you who you are.” —Emile Peynaud
“If you drink to forget, please pay in advance.” —Unknown
“A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.” —Steve Fergosi
“One more drink and I’ll be under the host.” —Mae West
“There are more old drunkards than old physicians.” —Francois Rabelais
“I am a drinker with a writing problem.” —Brendan Behan
“Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of.” —Louis Pasteur
“I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.” —W.C. Fields
“I drink to make other people interesting.” —George Jean Nathan
“Drinking is fun! It makes me feel horrible and sexy!” —Warren Ellis
“I know I should give up drinking; but I am not a quitter.” —Unknown
“I’ve never been drunk, but often I’ve been over served.” —George Gobel
Drinking Sayings
“In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.” —Benjamin Franklin
“Is the glass half full or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring or drinking.” —Bill Cosby
“The ideal man doesn’t smoke, doesn’t drink, doesn’t do drugs, doesn’t swear, doesn’t get angry, doesn’t exist.” —Unknown
“People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.” —Ann Landers
“I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.” —Rodney Dangerfield
“When I drink alcohol, everyone says I’m an alcoholic. When I drink Fanta, nobody says I’m fantastic.” —Unknown
“When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.” —Jimmy Breslin
“Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we’re not poets.” —Dudley Moore
“I envy people who drink— at least they know what to blame everything on.” —Oscar Levant
“In the bottle discontent seeks for comfort, cowardice for courage, bashfulness for confidence.” —Samuel Johnson
“Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.” —Frank Sinatra
“The only honest people in the world are small children and drunk people.” —Unknown
“I’ll be sober tomorrow, but you’ll be crazy for the rest of your life.” —W.C. Fields
“The problem with some people is that when they aren’t drunk, they’re sober.” —William Butler Yeats
“I went to the worst of bars hoping to get killed but all I could do was to get drunk again.” —Charles Bukowski
“Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.” —G.K. Chesterton
“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” —Humphrey Bogart
“When we drink we get drunk. When we get drunk we fall asleep. When we fall asleep we commit no sin. When we commit no sin we go to heaven. So, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!” —Brian O’Rourke
“The church is near, but the road is icy. The bar is far, but we will walk carefully.” —Russian Proverb
“If drinking is interfering with your work, you’re probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you’re probably an alcoholic.” —Unknown
“A man is a fool if he drinks before he reaches the age of 50, and a fool if he doesn’t afterward.” —Frank Lloyd Wright
“The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.” —Mark Twain
“My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.” —Rodney Dangerfield
“First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.” —F.Scott Fitzgerald
“The worse you are at thinking, the better you are at drinking.” —Terry Goodkind
“A man’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink.” —W. C. Fields
“I won’t feel better until the alcohol burns my lips, the smoke burns my lungs, and the high hits my head.” —Unknown
Top Ten Drinking Sayings
Here you will find top ten drinking sayings selected by our team
- “I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.” —Rodney Dangerfield
- “In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.” —Benjamin Franklin
- “You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.” —Dean Martin
- “The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” —Humphrey Bogart
- “The church is near, but the road is icy. The bar is far, but we will walk carefully.” —Russian Proverb
- “The ideal man doesn’t smoke, doesn’t drink, doesn’t do drugs, doesn’t swear, doesn’t get angry, doesn’t exist.” —Unknown
- “When I drink, I think; and when I think, I drink.” —François Rabelais
- “The only honest people in the world are small children and drunk people.” —Unknown
- “If drinking is interfering with your work, you’re probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you’re probably an alcoholic. ” —Unknown
- “He that drinks fast, pays slow.” —Benjamin Franklin
