65 Drunk Quotes and Sayings
In this post, you will find amazing drunk sayings.
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Short Drunk Sayings
“I liked you better when you were drunk.” —Tom Hardy
“A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.” —Charlie Chaplin
“You’re pretty when I’m drunk.” —Unknown
“Drunken men give some of the best pep talks.” —Criss Jami
“Any man who eats dessert is not drinking enough.” —Ernest Hemingway
“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.” —Henny Youngman
“I work until beer o’clock.” —Stephen King
“I know a lot more old drunks than old doctors.” —Joe E. Lewis
“Drunkenness is temporary suicide.” —Bertrand Russell
“What’s so unpleasant about being drunk? Ask a glass of water!” —Douglas Adams
“Some things were just meant to be drunk.” —Anthony T. Hincks
“Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third.” —Knute Rockne
“By chance we met and by choice we got drunk.” —Unknown
“Sometimes when you’re drunk you can see better.” —Damien Hirst
“You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.” —Dean Martin
“I’m getting drunk, with or without you.” —Unknown
“I don’t get the whole getting drunk thing.” —Sarah Michelle Gellar
“I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.” —Joe E. Lewis
“Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you.” —Unknown
“Being half drunk is just another way of saying ‘your almost there.” —Jarrod Conway
“I try not to drink too much because when I’m drunk, I bite.” —Bette Midler
“Let us settle down to the serious business of getting drunk.” —Poul Anderson
“Alcohol has to stop drinking me.” —Unknown
“He was a wise man who invented beer.” —Plato
“Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol.” —N.F. Simpson
“If you drink don’t drive. Don’t even putt.” —Dean Martin
“Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.” —Seneca
“My mind may be sober, but my confidence is high!” —Habeeb Akande
“Either give me more wine or leave me alone.” —Rumi
Drunk Sayings
“I may be drunk, but in the morning i‘ll be sober and you‘ll still be ugly.” —Winston Churchill
“Our hearts were drunk with a beauty Our eyes could never see.” —George William Russell
“Getting drunk with success and sick with ambition only leads to one route; destruction!” —Olawale Daniel
“Drink what you want; drink what you’re able. If you are drinking with me, you’ll be under the table.” —Unknown
“A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.” —Samuel Johnson
“If i should have a drink every time I think of you,I’d probably be drunk forever.” —Unknown
“When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.” —Jimmy Breslin
“An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.” —Ernest Hemingway
“The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.” —William Butler Yeats
“Man knows about being drunk, but does he know about being sober in the light of the day?” —Anthony T. Hincks
“I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.” —Winston Churchill
“Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Some of us drink because we’re not poets.” —Dudley Moore
“You cannot prevent a man getting drunk if he wishes to do so, but when he becomes a nuisance, then you interfere.” —Jiddu Krishnamurti
“If you have something to live for, you probably have nothing to drink for.” —Unknown
“I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.” —Rodney Dangerfield
“Drinking beer doesn’t make you fat; it makes you lean… against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.” —Unknown
“I always get drunk when I’m sad. The vomitting takes my mind off the problems.” —Tom Wallace
“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.” —George Burn
“When you’re drunk, you always think you’re not. If you even drink at all don’t get behind the wheel.” —Bam Margera
“After all, drunk people often need assistance, they don’t know what they’re doing.” —Pet Torres
“The first time I got drunk, I got married. The second time I bought a chimpanzee, after that I stayed sober.” —Arian Seid
“I never went out in the morning with the intention of getting drunk. It just happened.” —George Best
There comes a time in every woman’s life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.” —Bette Davis
It’s okay saying sorry, but when you are drunk you say what you really feel.” —Vidal Sassoon
I drank because it was lovely and I needed a calm to understand the reality.” —Dominic Riccitello
A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it’s better to be thoroughly sure.” —Czech Proverb
I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.” —Noel Coward
There are two kinds of people I don’t trust: people who don’t drink and people who collect stickers.” —Chelsea Handler
An alcoholic is someone who can’t control their drinking. I drink all the time, but I don’t want to stop.” —Wally Hamming
Top Ten Drunk Sayings
Here you will find top ten drunk sayings selected by our team.
- “I may be drunk, but in the morning i‘ll be sober and you‘ll still be ugly.” —Winston Churchill
- “A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.” —Charlie Chaplin
- “I drank because it was lovely and I needed a calm to understand the reality.” —Dominic Riccitello
- “Drink what you want; drink what you’re able. If you are drinking with me, you’ll be under the table.” —Unknown
- “When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.” —Henny Youngman
- “By chance we met and by choice we got drunk.” —Unknown
- “I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.” —Rodney Dangerfield
- “Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.” —Seneca
- “Our hearts were drunk with a beauty Our eyes could never see.” —George William Russell
- “Getting drunk with success and sick with ambition only leads to one route; destruction!” —Olawale Daniel
