80 Beautiful Marriage Quotes and Sayings
In this post, you will find amazing marriage sayings.
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Short Marriage Sayings
“The heart of marriage is memories.” —Bill Cosby
“The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.” —Henny Youngman
“A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.” —Michel de Montaigne
“A good husband makes a good wife.” —John Florio
“Marriage is a fine institution, but I’m not ready for an institution.” —Mae West
“Being married means mostly shouting “What?” from other rooms.” —Unknown
“Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up.” —Joseph Barth
“A good marriage is the union of two good forgivers.” —Ruth Bell Graham
“Marriage is not about age; it’s about finding the right person.” —Sophia Bush
“A good marriage is a contest of generosity.” —Diane Sawyer
“The only mistake for which people are congratulated is marriage.” —Ratna Deep
“When a wife has a good husband it is easily seen in her face.” —Goethe
“The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes.” —Amy Grant
“Marriage is good for those who are afraid to sleep alone at night.” —St. Jerome
“We adore more than we irritate, that’s why we’ve lasted so long.” —Cathy Thorne
“Our love is like a train with no brakes, unstoppable.” —Unknown
“Marriage is about being a team.” —Elijah Davidson
“Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.” —Benjamin Franklin
“Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory.” —Abraham Lincoln
“Marriage can wait, education cannot.” —Khaled Hosseini
“Marriage is like a walk in the park…” —Jurrasic Park.” —Unknown
“Love is one long sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock!” —Zeenat Essa
“One should always be in love. That’s the reason one should never marry.” —Oscar Wilde
“People stay married because they want to, not because the doors are locked.” —Paul Newman
“I first learned the concept of non-violence in my marriage.” —Gandhi
“One should believe in marriage as in the immortality of the soul.” —Honore de Balzac
“If I get married, I want to be very married.” —Audrey Hepburn
“No man was ever shot by his wife while doing the dishes.” —Unknown
“Marriage, ultimately, is the practice of becoming passionate friends.” —Harville Hendrix
“Marriage is like a hot bath, once you get used to it it’s not so hot any more.” —Unknown
Marriage Sayings
“Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate, but through being the right mate.” —Barnett R. Brickner
“Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up.” —Evelyn Hendrickson
“It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.” —Friedrich Nietzsche
“Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he’s not the man she married?” —Barbra Streisand
“Being in a long marriage is a little bit like that nice cup of coffee every morning – I might have it every day, but I still enjoy it.” —Stephen Gaines
“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” —Rita Rudner
“Marriage does not guarantee you will be together forever, it’s only paper. It takes love, respect, trust, understanding, friendship and faith in your relationship to make it last.” —Unknown
“Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings … and lawyers.” —Richard Pryor
“Chains do not hold a marriage together. It is threads, hundreds of tiny threads which sew people together through the years.” —Simone Signoret
“No relationship is all sunshine, but two people can share one umbrella and survive the storm together.” —Unknown
“A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.” —Mignon McLaughlin
“Marriages, like a garden, take time to grow. But the harvest is rich unto those who patiently and tenderly care for the ground.” —Darlene Schacht
“I know enough to know that no woman should ever marry a man who hated his mother.” —Martha Gellhorn
“Marriage: Love is the reason. Lifelong friendship is the gift. Kindness is the cause. Til’ death do us part is the length.” —Fawn Weaver
“When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that’s a few steps ahead is the one that’s mad.” —Helen Rowland
“Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.” —Will Ferrell
“Marriage is a mosaic you build with your spouse. Millions of tiny moments that create your love story.” —Jennifer Smith
“There is no more lovely, friendly, charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage.” —Martin Luther
“More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.” —Doug Larson
“Happiness in marriage is not something that just happens. A good marriage must be created. In the art of marriage the little things are the big things.” —Wilfred Peterson
“When I’m weak, you can be strong; when I’m strong, you can be weak. That’s what I believe marriage is.” —Gisele Bundchen
“By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.” —Socrates
“The difference between an ordinary marriage and an extraordinary marriage is in giving just a little ‘extra’ every day, as often as possible, for as long as we both shall live.” —Fawn Weaver
“If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears.” —Sigmund Freud
“Ultimately the bond of all companionship, whether in marriage or in friendship, is conversation.” —Oscar Wilde
“I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all.” —Lord Byron
“Marriage is a thousand little things that make up the sum of our vows.” —Darlene Schacht
“Happy marriages begin when we marry the ones we love, and they blossom when we love the ones we marry.” —Tom Mullen
“Many people spend more time in planning the wedding than they do in planning the marriage.” —Zig Ziglar
“Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.” —Ogden Nash
“My husband and I have never considered divorce… murder sometimes, but never divorce.” —Joyce Brothers
“After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.” —Hermant Joshi
“Don’t marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can’t live without.” —James Dobson
“Your marriage isn’t scripted by screenwriters in some office, but by an amazing God who loves you dearly.” —Tony DiLorenzo
“Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.” —Groucho Marx
‘As for his secret to staying married: ‘My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me.” —Jon BonJov
“If there is any skill needed by both persons in a marriage, it is the skill of listening.” —John Savage
“A great marriage is not when the ‘perfect couple’ comes together. It is when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences.” —Dave Meurer
“I didn’t find out what happiness means until I got married… and then it was too late.” —Unknown
“Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.” —Zig Ziglar
Top Marriage Sayings
Here you will find top ten marriage sayings selected by our team.
- “A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.” —Mignon McLaughlin
- “A great marriage is not when the ‘perfect couple’ comes together. It is when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences.” —Dave Meurer
- “A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.” —Michel de Montaigne
- “Your marriage isn’t scripted by screenwriters in some office, but by an amazing God who loves you dearly.” —Tony DiLorenzo
- “Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he’s not the man she married?” —Barbra Streisand
- “The difference between an ordinary marriage and an extraordinary marriage is in giving just a little ‘extra’ every day, as often as possible, for as long as we both shall live.” —Fawn Weaver
- “I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” —Rita Rudner
- “Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.” —Will Ferrell
- “There is no more lovely, friendly, charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage.” —Martin Luther
- “When I’m weak, you can be strong; when I’m strong, you can be weak. That’s what I believe marriage is.” —Gisele Bundchen
