32 Funny Makeup Quotes and Sayings

In this post, you will find amazing funny makeup sayings.

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Short Funny Makeup Sayings

“If he ruins your mascara, ruin his life.Makeup is expensive.” —Unknown

“Wearing makeup is an apology for our actual faces.” —Cynthia Heimel

“May your day be as flawless as your makeup.” —Unknown

“Inner beauty is great, but a little mascara never hurts.” —Unknown

“The best thing is to look natural, but it takes makeup to look natural.” —Unknown

“Women have two weapons: Cosmetics and Tears.” —Coco Chanel

“Eyebrows: the only thing you can get in to shape without going to the gym.” —Unknown

“The most powerful weapon every girl should have is a bag full of makeup.” —Unknown

“Some girls must get so exhausted putting makeup on two faces every morning.” —Unknown

“Imagine taking off your makeup and nobody knows who you are.” —Steven Tyler

“It is better to arrive late, than with an imperfect winged.” —Unknown

“If he loves you. you wont have too wear makeup in front of him.” —Unknown

“Makeup can only make you look pretty on the outside, but it doesn’t help if your ugly in the inside. Unless you eat the makeup.” —Unknown

“When I feel happy I put on Makeup. When I feel down I put on a lot more make up.” —Unknown

“I’m so close to cry my heart out but I don’t want to melt my skincare off my face. That thing doesn’t pour from bathroom faucet.” —Unknown

“I believe that all women are pretty without makeup-but with the right makeup can be pretty powerful.” —Bobbi Brown

“The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy.” —Yves Saint Laurent

“It doesn’t matter how shaky a woman’s hand is. She can still apply makeup.” —Helena Rubinstein

“A face without makeup is like food without taste. I don’t want to see it and I don’t want to taste it.” —Unknown

“May your foundation match your neck, concealer be crease less, & winged eyeliner be sharp enough to kill.” —Unknown

“Some women would lose 60 percent of their body weight if they used a face wipe.” —Unknown

“You can be married to a lady for 40 years and not know what she looks like without makeup.” —Unknown

Here you will find top ten Funny Makeup Sayings selected by our team.

“Wearing makeup is an apology for our actual faces.” —Cynthia Heimel
“The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy.” —Yves Saint Laurent
“If he ruins your mascara, ruin his life.Makeup is expensive.” —Unknown
“May your foundation match your neck, concealer be crease less, & winged eyeliner be sharp enough to kill.” —Unknown
“I believe that all women are pretty without makeup-but with the right makeup can be pretty powerful.” —Bobbi Brown
“Inner beauty is great, but a little mascara never hurts.” —Unknown
“Imagine taking off your makeup and nobody knows who you are.” —Steven Tyler
“The most powerful weapon every girl should have is a bag full of makeup.” —Unknown
“Women have two weapons: Cosmetics and Tears.” —Coco Chanel
“Eyebrows: the only thing you can get in to shape without going to the gym.” —Unknown