Funny Diaper Quotes and Sayings
In this post, you will find amazing diaper sayings.
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Short Funny Diaper Sayings
“Minds, like diapers, need occasional changing.” —Karen Cushman
“Words of Wisdom: it’s easier to change a condom than it is to change a diaper.” —Unknown
“Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it.” —Marshall McLuhan
“Some people are like bag of diapers. Easy to throw but difficult to hold on.” —Saif Ullah
“A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.” —Ronald Knox
“Love’s like a diaper. When it begins to stink its time for change.” —Unknown
“Heroes don’t wear diapers. It’s just not cool.” —Felix Baumgartner
Funny Diaper Sayings
“Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.” —Mark Twain
“Politicians never have to wear diapers, because it doesn’t come out of that end, now does it?” —Anthony T.Hincks
“Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother -you’re not sure what you’ve got but you’re pretty sureyou’re not going to like it.” —Jeff Foxworthy
“Laughter is like changing a baby’s diaper. It doesn’t permanently solve any problems, but it makes things more acceptable for a while.” —Unknown
“Men should always change diapers. It’s a very rewarding experience. It’s mentally cleansing. It’s like washing dishes, but imagine if the dishes were your kids, so you really love the dishes.” —Chris Martin
“One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don’t change diapers in midstream.” —Don Marquis
Top Five Funny Diaper Sayings
Here you will find top five Diaper Sayings selected by our team.
- “Words of wisdom: it’s easier to change a condom than it is to change a diaper.” —Unknown
- “Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.” —Mark Twain
- “Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother -you’re not sure what you’ve got but you’re pretty sureyou’re not going to like it.” —Jeff Foxworthy
- “Some people are like bag of diapers. Easy to throw but difficult to hold on.” —Saif Ullah
- “Love’s like a diaper. When it begins to stink its time for change.” —Unknown
