55 Beer Sayings

In this post, you will find amazing beer sayings.

Contents

  1. Beer Sayings
  2. Short Beer Sayings
  3. Top Ten Beer Sayings

Beer Sayings

 

“If I have a near-beer, I’m near beer. And if I’m near beer, I’m close to tequila. And if I’m close to tequila, I’m adjacent to cocaine.” —Craig Ferguson

 

“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.  Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.” —Dave Barry

 

“Anyone can drink beer, but it takes intelligence to enjoy beer.” —Stephen Beaumont

 

“Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.” —Arnold Schwarzenegger

 

“If you ever reach total enlightenment while you’re drinking beer, i bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.” —Jack Handey

 

“Beer needs baseball, and baseball needs beer – it has always been thus.” —Peter Richmond

 

“Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.” —Kaiser Welhelm

 

“Stay with the beer. Beer is continuous blood. A continuous lover.” —Charles Bukowski

 

“A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours.” —Unknown

 

“I’ve always believed that paradise will have my favorite beer on tap.” —Rudyard Wheatley

 

“In the bottle discontent seeks for comfort, cowardice for courage, bashfulness for confidence.” —Samuel Johnson

 

“A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it’s better to be thoroughly sure.” —Czech Proverb

 

“All right, brain. You don’t like me and I don’t like you, but let’s just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.” —Homer Simpson

 

“In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I’m sorry, did I say scientists’ I meant Irish people.” —Tina Fey

 

“Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working.” —Harold Rudolph

 

“If beer and women aren’t the answer, then you’re asking the wrong questions.” —Unknown

 

“A man has no more right to an opinion for which he cannot account than for a glass of beer for which he cannot pay.” —Unknown

 

“Give a man a beer, waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, and waste a lifetime!” —Bill Owen

 

“There is more to life than beer alone, but beer makes those other things even better.” —Stephen Morris

 

“Beer will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no beer.” —Freddie Freak

Short Beer Sayings

 

“Let’s have a beer together, you can open it and I will drink it.” —Unknown

 

“Good people drink good beer.” —Hunter S. Thompson

 

“All is fair in love and beer.” —Kurt Paradis

 

“I’m gaining weight the right way: I’m drinking beer.” —Johnny Damon

 

“Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.” —Kinky Friedman

 

“The best beer in the world is the one in your hand.” —Charlie Papazian

 

“Wine is complicated, beer is complex.” —Brett Joyce

 

“Religions change; beer and wine remain.” —Harvey Allen

 

“Beer is the reason I get out of bed every afternoon.” —Unknown

 

“It takes a lot of good beer to make great wine.” —Brian O’Donnell

 

“Beer may not solve your problems, but neither will water or milk.” —Wiley

 

“A man who lies about beer makes enemies.” —Stephen King

 

“There is nothing for a case of nerves like a case of beer.” —Joan Goldstein

 

“Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.” —Unknown

 

“Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.” —W.C. Fields

 

“I work until beer o’clock.” —Stephen King

 

“Beer is made by men, wine by God.” —Martin Luther

 

“A little bit of beer is divine medicine.” —Paracelsus

 

“Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.” —Unknown

 

“I am not addicted to beer… It’s addicted to me.” —Unknown

 

“The act of drinking beer with friends is the highest form of art.” —Tom Marioni

 

“He was a wise man who invented beer.” —Plato

 

“24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.” —H.L. Mencken

 

“I’ve only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.” —Sid Vicious

 

“I don’t think I’ve drunk enough beer to understand that.” —Terry Pratchett

Top Ten Beer Sayings

 

Here you will find top ten beer sayings selected by our team.

  1. “Beer may not solve your problems, but neither will water or milk.” —Wiley
  2. “The best beer in the world is the one in your hand.” —Charlie Papazian
  3. “Stay with the beer. Beer is continuous blood. A continuous lover.” —Charles Bukowski
  4. “A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours.” —Unknown
  5. “Give a man a beer, waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, and waste a lifetime!” —Bill Owen
  6. “If beer and women aren’t the answer, then you’re asking the wrong questions.” —Unknown
  7. “A man has no more right to an opinion for which he cannot account than for a glass of beer for which he cannot pay.” —Unknown
  8. “Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.” —Kinky Friedman
  9. “In the bottle discontent seeks for comfort, cowardice for courage, bashfulness for confidence.” —Samuel Johnson
  10. “There is nothing for a case of nerves like a case of beer.” —Joan Goldstein

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