Blonde Quotes and Sayings

In this post, you will find amazing blonde sayings.

Table of Contents

Short Blonde Sayings

“Going blonde is like buying yourself a light bulb!” —Heidi Klum

“If I have only one life . . . let me live it as a blonde.” —Shirley Polykoff

“When a beautiful blonde asks, you don’t say no.” —Unknown

“Blondes are noticed but redheads are remembered.” —Unknown

“When I was blonde I was perceived as an innocent and sweet young girl.” —Samantha Mathis

“Every brunette needs a blonde best friend.” —Unknown

“Don’t be fooled by the dumb blonde routine. This woman is as smart.” —Unknown

“The best part of being blonde is forgivable momentary lapses of common sense.” —Caity Lotz

“I like to feel blonde all over.” —Marilyn Monroe

“It takes a smart brunette to play a dumb blonde.” —Marilyn Monroe

“There’s only one sort of natural blonde on earth – albinos.” —Marilyn Monroe

“It is possible that blondes also prefer gentleman.” —Mamie Van Doren

“I’m such a blonde. It just doesn’t make sense for me to have dark hair.” —Jessica Simpson

“I tend to notice little things like that, whether a girl is a blonde or a brunette.” —James Bond

“It’s great to be a blonde. With low expectations it’s very easy to surprise people.” —Pamela Anderson

“There is only one place go to find out if a girl is a true blonde, redhead, or brunette.” —Robert Black

“You can sleep with a blonde, you can sleep with a brunette, but you’ll never get any sleep with a redhead!” —Jamie Luner

“If you’re blond, as I am, and you have blond lashes, you have to wear mascara, otherwise you’re invisible on stage.” —Michael Caine

“Tall, sandy blonde, with sort of blue eyes, skinny in places, fat in others. An average gal.” —Uma Thurman

“It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained-glass window.” —Raymond Chandler

“Her problem wasn’t she was a dumb blonde, it was she wasn’t a blonde and she wasn’t dumb.” —Joyce Carol Oates

“Blonde symbolises sexuality and power – it holds very different connotations. The archetypal star has.” —Unknown

“The recognition factor is so much higher when I’m a redhead, so when I’m a blonde I can pass under the radar a lot more easily.” —Cynthia Nixon

“When I’m a blonde, I can say the world is purple, and they’ll believe me because they weren’t listening to me.” —Kylie Bax

“I was never a dangerous woman. I’m not the prissy blonde woman that could take your husband away.” —Catherine Deneuve

Here you will find top five Blonde Sayings selected by our team.

“It is possible that blondes also prefer gentleman.” —Mamie Van Doren
“Tall, sandy blonde, with sort of blue eyes, skinny in places, fat in others. An average gal.” —Uma Thurman
“It’s great to be a blonde. With low expectations it’s very easy to surprise people.” —Pamela Anderson
“When I was blonde I was perceived as an innocent and sweet young girl.” —Samantha Mathis
“If I have only one life . . . let me live it as a blonde.” —Shirley Polykoff