56 Cake Quotes and Sayings
In this post, you will find amazing cake quotes and sayings.
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Short Cake Quotes and Sayings
“I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we’re having cake.” —Unknown
“All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.” —George Harrison
“The most dangerous food is wedding cake.” —James Thurber
“Life’s no piece of cake, mind you, but the recipe’s my own to fool with.” —Haruki Murakami
“A party without cake is really just a meeting.” —Julia Child
“Cake for later, cake as a way of life.” —Laini Taylor
“I eat cake because it’s someone’s birthday somewhere today.” —Unknown
“Wolde ye bothe eate your cake, and haue your cake?” —John Heywood
“You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.” —Bob Hope
“Remember, no matter what life throws at us, we can always bake a cake!” —Sarah Ban Breathnach
“The balance to life is kale cakes and cupcakes.” —Joe
“You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.” —Unknown
“There’s nothing better than cake but more cake.” —Harry S. Truman
“Birthday Soup is good to eat, but not as good as Birthday Cake.” —Else Holmelund Minarik
“Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.” —Karl Pilkington
“If I was made of cake i’d eat myself before somebody else could.” —Emma Donoghue
“Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!” —Unknown
“You cannot eat your cake and have your cake; 48 and store ‘s no sore.” —Miguel De Cervantes
“Where there is cake, there is hope. And there is always cake.” —Dean Koontz
“A sweet wedding cake does not guarantee a sweet marriage.” —Matshona Dhliwayo
“Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.” —Dave Barry
“Birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.” —Jean Paul Richter
“Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.” —Karl Pilkington
“Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be.” —Lady Gaga
“Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake.” —Larry Hagman
“Making cake is one of the easiest things in the world.” —Paul Hollywood
Cake Quotes and Sayings
“A cake is a very good test of an oven: if it browns too much on one side and not on the other, it’s not your fault you need to have your oven checked.” —Delia Smith
“Love is like a good cake; you never know when it’s coming, but you’d better eat it when it does!” —C. JoyBell C
“I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn’t have one. So I bought a cake.” —Mitch Hedberg
“Cakes are special. Every birthday, every celebration ends with something sweet, a cake, and people remember. It’s all about the memories.” —Buddy Valastro
“I tried to commit suicide by sticking my head in the oven, but there was a cake in it.” —Lesley Boone
“I was a fat child and loved cake, perhaps because it was the only sweet thing in my life.” —Andre Rieu
“Cakes have such a terrible habit of turning out bad just when you especially want them to be good.” —Lucy Maud Montgomery
“A person may not want any more of his cake; but that is no reason for giving it away.” —Victor Hugo
“Life for me has been exactly what I thought it would be, a cake, which I have eaten and had too.” —Margaret Anderson
“If the theory turns out to be right, that will be tremendously thick and tasty icing on the cake.” —Brian Greene
“If I can tell my story, and help anybody else in the interim, then that’s icing on the cake.” —Jeff Conaway
“The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.” —Mark Twain
“I do not want to miss a good chance of getting us a slice of this magnificent African cake.” —King Leopold II
“Cake is happiness! If you know the way of the cake, you know the way of happiness! If you have a cake in front of you, you should not look any further for joy!” —C. JoyBell C
“Life is a cake and love is the icing on top of it. Without ‘love’, it becomes difficult to swallow ‘life’.” —Mehek Bassi
“The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.” —Oprah Winfrey
“Let’s face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me.” —Audrey Hepburn
“Adults have big, big wishes that we do not expect to come true. That is why we need so many more candles on our cakes.” —Susan Patron
“Love is when you have a really amazing piece of cake, and it’s the very last piece, but you let him have it.” —E. Lockhart
“Let’s make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake — you know, to send the right message to kids.” —Bill Maher
Top Ten Cake Quotes and Sayings
Here you will find top ten Cake Quotes and Sayings selected by our team.
- “Where there is cake, there is hope. And there is always cake.” —Dean Koontz
- “Love is like a good cake; you never know when it’s coming, but you’d better eat it when it does!” —C. JoyBell C
- “Cakes are special. Every birthday, every celebration ends with something sweet, a cake, and people remember. It’s all about the memories.” —Buddy Valastro
- “Life’s no piece of cake, mind you, but the recipe’s my own to fool with.” —Haruki Murakami
- “A party without cake is really just a meeting.” —Julia Child
- “I tried to commit suicide by sticking my head in the oven, but there was a cake in it.” —Lesley Boone
- “Life is a cake and love is the icing on top of it. Without ‘love’, it becomes difficult to swallow ‘life’.” —Mehek Bassi
- “You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.” —Bob Hope
- “All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.” —George Harrison
- “A cake is a very good test of an oven: if it browns too much on one side and not on the other, it’s not your fault you need to have your oven checked.” —Delia Smith
