30 Funny Cat Quotes and Sayings
In this post, you will find amazing funny cat quotes and sayings.
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Funny Cat Quotes and Sayings
“The trouble with sharing one’s bed with cats is that they’d rather sleep on you than beside you.” —Pam Brown
“If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.” —Mark Twain
“I wish I were a cat because the fatter you are the more people like you.” —Unknown
“In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.” —Terry Pratchett
“The household cat is really a tiger that has underwent three counselling programs.” —Valeriu Butulescu
“One reason that cats are happier than people is that they have no newspapers.” —Gwendolyn Brooks
“A cat is an example of sophistication minus civilization.” —Unknown
“Cats never strike a pose that isn’t photogenic.” —Lillian Jackson Braun
“Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.” —Mary Bly
“If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat.” —Mark Twain
“People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.” —Faith Resnick
“If cats could talk, they wouldn’t.” —Nan Porter
“If cats could write history, their history would be mostly about cats.” —Eugen Weber
“I’m trying to translate what my cat says and put it in a book, but how many homonyms are there for meow?” —Jarod Kintz
“Dogs have owners, cats have staff.” —Unknown
“Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, “I’ll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice?” —Bette Midler
“Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience.” —Pam Brown
“If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.” —Mark Twain
“A dog will flatter you but you have to flatter the cat.” —George Mikes
“Cats gravitate to kitchens like rocks gravitate to gravity.” —Terry Pratchett
“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.” —Robert A. Heinlein
“If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.” —Alfred North Whitehead
“The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer.” —Paula Poundstone
“Beware of the night, child. All cats are black in the dark.” —Unknown
Top Five Funny Cat Quotes and Sayings
Here you will find top five funny cat quotes and sayings selected by our team
- “Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.” —Robert A. Heinlein
- “If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.” —Mark Twain
- “I’m trying to translate what my cat says and put it in a book, but how many homonyms are there for meow?” —Jarod Kintz
- “One reason that cats are happier than people is that they have no newspapers.” —Gwendolyn Brooks
- “I wish I were a cat because the fatter you are the more people like you.” —Unknown
