46 Funny Gym Sayings

In this post, you will find amazing funny gym sayings.

Contents

  1. Funny Gym Sayings
  2. Short Funny Gym Sayings
  3. Top Ten Funny Gym Sayings

Funny gym Sayings

 

“Before you worry about the beauty of your body, worry about the health of your body.” —Amit Kalantri

 

“If the poor overweight jogger only knew how far he had to run to work off the calories in a crust of bread he might find it better in terms of pound per mile to go to a massage parlor.” —Christiaan Barnard

 

“When I feel like exercising I just lie down until the feeling goes away.” —Robert M. Hutchins

 

“I don’t get why gyms have mirrors…I know what I look like – that’s why I’m there!” —Unknown

 

“Some men’s chests are more butt like than some women’s butts.” —Mokokoma Mokhonoana

 

“I believe that every human has a finite amount of heartbeats. I don’t intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.” —Neil Armstrong

 

“My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.” —Milton Berle

 

“Stay healthy so that you can use your wealth to buy pleasures and not painkillers.” —Amit Kalantri

 

“In training, you listen to your body. In competition, you tell your body to shut up.” —Rich Froning Jr.

 

“I don’t get why people pay to exercise in a GYM when it’s FREE to not exercise.” —Bridger Winegar

 

“Huge biceps are an unattractive-uneducated-underpaid man’s last attempt to be seen as worthy of dating, or, sleeping with.” —Mokokoma Mokhonoana

 

“The most annoying are those people in exceptionally good shape at the gym. I’m like ‘What are you doing here? You’re done.” —Jim Gaffigan

 

“I don’t always go to the gym. But when I do, I make sure everyone on Facebook knows about it.” —Unknown

 

“To lose weight, spend time at the gym. To appear like you’ve lost weight, spend time with people who are bigger than you.” —Mokokoma Mokhonoana

 

“I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.” —Unknown

 

“Be the girl at the gym that motivates everyone else to push a little harder.” —Unknown

Short funny Gym Sayings

 

“Run like you stole something.” —Unknown

 

“If your dog is fat, you’re not getting enough exercise.” —Unknown

 

“Excuses don’t kill the fat, exercises do.” —Amit Kalantri

 

“I spend my time at the gym doing diddly squats.” —Unknown

 

“Relationship are like fat people most of them don’t workout.” —Unknown

 

“I consider my refusal to go to the gym today as resistance training.” —Unknown

 

“I must go. My gym needs me.” —Unknown

 

“If you still look cute after the gym, you didn’t workout hard enough.” —Unknown

 

“Take the admission to the gym to avoid the admission to the hospital.” —Amit Kalantri

 

“At the gym I’m like a ninja. You’ll never see me there.” —Unknown

 

“I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell.” —Alec Yuill Thornton

 

“My favorite exercise at the gym would probably be judging.” —Unknown

 

“My best exercise is something between a lunge and a crunch.” —Unknown

 

“That’s not sweat on your face it’s fat crying.” —Unknown

 

“Education is important, but big biceps is importanter.” —Unknown

 

“The easiest way to get a healthy body is marry one.” —Unknown

 

“Not only a man without hand is handicapped but also a man without health.” —Amit Kalantri

 

“Exercise is the yuppie version of bulimia.” —Barbara Ehrenreich

 

“Are you fat and ugly? Join our gym and just be ugly!” —Unknown

 

“Fitness-If it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body.” —Cher

Top Ten Funny Gym Sayings

 

You will find here top ten funny gym sayings selected by our team.

  1. “Take the admission to the gym to avoid the admission to the hospital.” —Amit Kalantri
  2. “If your dog is fat, you’re not getting enough exercise.” —Unknown
  3. “When I feel like exercising I just lie down until the feeling goes away.” —Robert M. Hutchins
  4. “Some men’s chests are more butt like than some women’s butts.” —Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  5. “I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.” —Unknown
  6. “Stay healthy so that you can use your wealth to buy pleasures and not painkillers.” —Amit Kalantri
  7. “Be the girl at the gym that motivates everyone else to push a little harder.” —Unknown
  8. “If you still look cute after the gym, you didn’t workout hard enough.” —Unknown
  9. “Are you fat and ugly? Join our gym and just be ugly!” —Unknown
  10. “I don’t get why gyms have mirrors…I know what I look like – that’s why I’m there!” —Unknown

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