40 Funny Teacher Quotes and Sayings
In this post, you will find amazing funny teacher quotes and sayings.
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Short Funny Teacher Quotes and Sayings
“Teachers Motto: If all else fails, pray for a fire drill.” —Unknown
“Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.” —Louis-Hector Berlioz
“A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.” —Henry Youngman
“Teacher: A person who helps you solve problem you’d never have without them.” —Unknown
“She used to be a teacher but she has no class now.” —Fred Allen
“Treat your students the way you want to be treated.” —Unknown
“You can eat a multi-course meal in under 25 minutes.” —Unknown
“Teacher who make Physics boring are criminals.” —Walter Lewin
“How you feel when the teacher uses your name in example.” —Unknown
“As long as teachers give tests, there will always be prayer in schools.” —Unknown
“I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.” —Woody Allen
“Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills.” —Minna Antrim
“Good teachers are costly, but bad teachers cost more.” —Unknown
“Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them to count is best.Bob Talbert
“Teaching is walk in the park. If that park is Jurassic park.” —Unknown
“Teaching is the profession that teaches all the other professions.” —Unknown
“A professor is someone who talks in someone else’s sleep.” —Unknown
Funny Teacher Quotes and Sayings
“Teachers are like the road signs because even when they tell you what to do you still get lost.” —Unknown
“A cross-eyed teacher can keep twice the number of children in order than any other, because the pupils do not know who she’s looking at.” —John R. Kemble
“To be good is noble, but to teach others how to be good is nobler—and less trouble.” —Mark Twain
“I won’t say I was slow developer, but our teacher was quite pleased to have someone her own age in the class to talk to.” —Charles ‘Chic’ Murray
“For every person who wants to teach there are approximately thirty people who don’t want to learn much.” —W. C. Stellar
“Saw this recently: “Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.” —Unknown
“The 2 rules of Judo training: 1- the teacher is always right and 2- when you think the teacher is wrong, refer to rule one.” —Unknown
“I like a teacher that gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.” —Lily Tomlin
“I never did very well in math I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn’t meant my answers literally.” —Calvin Trillin
“If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn’t have tenure.” —Bill Gates
“We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve years telling them to sit down and shut up.” —Phyllis Diller
“I never did very well in math—I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn’t meant my answers literally.” —Calvin Trillin
“Teachers are the only professionals who have to respond to bells every forty-five minutes and come out fighting.” —Frank McCourt
“We need excellence in public education and if the teachers can’t do it, we’ll send in a couple of policemen.” —Frank Rizzo
Top Ten Funny Teacher Quotes and Sayings
Here you will find top ten Funny Teacher Quotes and Sayings selected by our team.
- “Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.” —Louis-Hector Berlioz
- “I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.” —Woody Allen
- “To be good is noble, but to teach others how to be good is nobler—and less trouble.” —Mark Twain
- “Teacher who make Physics boring are criminals.” —Walter Lewin
- “Teachers are like the road signs because even when they tell you what to do you still get lost.” —Unknown
- “I like a teacher that gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.” —Lily Tomlin
- “You can eat a multi-course meal in under 25 minutes.” —Unknown
- “A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.” —Henry Youngman
- “Treat your students the way you want to be treated.” —Unknown
- “If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn’t have tenure.” —Bill Gates
