100 Getting Older Sayings

In this post, you will find amazing getting older sayings.

Contents

  1. Getting Older Sayings
  2. Short Getting Older Sayings
  3. Funny Getting Older Sayings
  4. Top Ten Getting Older Sayings

Getting Older Sayings

 

“As you get older threee things happen. The first is your memory goes, and the I can’t remember the other two.” —Sir Norman Wisdom

 

“Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.” —Chili Davis

 

“The great thing about getting older is that you don’t lose all the other ages you’ve been.” —Madeleine L’Engle

 

“You can only perceive real beauty in a person as they get older.” —Anouk Aimee

 

“Getting older makes you no wiser, but number of lessons that learned.” —Toba Beta

 

“Old age puts more wrinkles in our minds than on our faces.” —Michel de Montaigne

 

“It’s nice, though, getting older and being able to do different roles.” —Luke Wilson

 

“Too many people, when they get old, think that they have to live by the calendar.” —John Glenn

 

“What surprises me about getting older is that I remain so young.” —Hugh Hefner

 

“Getting older, you just don’t want to sing fluffy.” —Christina Aguilera

 

“Aging is not lost youth but a new stage of opportunity and strength.” —Betty Friedan

 

“You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.” —George Burns

 

“A lot of years does not mean that you’re old, it means you have lived more.” —Unknown

 

“I have reached an age when, if someone tells me to wear socks, I don’t have to.” —Albert Einstein

 

“Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.” —Bill Cosby

 

“One of the pluses of getting older is you set some limits.” —Nicolas Cage

 

“Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.” —Bob Hope

 

“The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.” —H.L. Mencken

 

“Everything changes as you get older – your mind, your body, the way you view the world.” —Antonio Banderas

 

“You may not stop getting older, but you can paint your world with the vibrant colors of love to keep feeling younger.” —Debasish Mridha

 

“There is no old age. There is, as there always was, just you.” —Carol Matthau

 

“As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.” —Andrew Carnegie

 

“We don’t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” —George Bernard Shaw

 

“I am now old enough to no longer have a fear of dying young.” —Bruce Ades

 

“As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer.” —Robert Quillen

 

“You can hide things from the world, but you can never hide things from time.” —Kim Dong Hwa

 

“Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.” —Maurice Chevalier

 

“Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that happen to a man.” —Leon Trotsky

 

“When I was 40, I used to wonder what people thought of me. Now I wonder what I think of them.” —Brooke Astor

 

“As we grow older we grow both more foolish and wiser at the same time.” —Francois de la Rochefoucauld

 

“I actually think there’s an incredible amount of self-knowledge that comes with getting older.” —Jamie Lee Curtis

 

“You think about getting old, but when you get there, it’s not what you thought it would be.” —Jerry Lewis

 

“To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am.” —Bernard Baruch

 

“One advantage of getting older is knowing when to worry.” —Lorne Michaels

 

“Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.” —Unknown

 

“Men grow old, pearls grow yellow, there is no cure for it.” —Chinese proverb

 

“I highly recommend getting older! There’s less tendency to people-please.” —Alanis Morissette

 

“As you grow older, you learn to understand life a little better.” —Solomon Burke

 

“As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself, the other for helping others.” —Audrey Hepburn

Short Getting Older Sayings

 

“You don’t get older, you get better.” —Shirley Bassey

 

“I don’t really have a choice. I’m getting older.” —Annette Bening

 

“Age is no guarantee of maturity.” —Lawana Blackwell

 

“Everyone is the age of their heart.” —Guatemalan Proverb

 

“Old age comes at a bad time.” —San Banducci

 

“The minute you’re born, you’re getting older.” —Doris Roberts

 

“Getting older is hard.” —Alec Baldwin

 

“Old age is no place for sissies.” —Bette Davis

 

“Life is half spent before we know what it is.” —Herbert

 

“Getting older is hard.” —Alec Baldwin

 

“We don’t grow older, we grow riper.” —Pablo Picasso

 

“If you’re not getting older, you’re dead.” —Tom Petty

 

“A man’s only as old as the woman he feels.” —Groucho Marx

 

“Life is a long lesson in humility.” —James M. Barrie

 

“Youth is a disease from which we all recover.” —Dorothy Fulheim

 

“Live your life and forget your age.” —Norman Vincent Peale

 

“We turn not older with years, but newer every day.” —Emily Dickinson

 

“I hate getting old, but I’m sticking with it!” —James Rosenquist

 

“Few people know how to be old.” —François de la Rochefoucauld

 

“It’s sad to grow old, but nice to ripen.” —Brigitte Bardot

 

“As you get older, You look at things differently.” —Brett Favre

 

“I may be getting old, but not foolish.” —Elia Kazan

 

“Never too old to learn.” —Latin proverb

 

“Age attacks when we least expect it.” —Terri Guillemets

 

“Anyone who keeps learning stays young.” —Henry Ford

 

“A man is not old as long as he is seeking something.” —Jean Rostand

 

“Getting older is a fact of life.” —Goldie Hawn

Funny Getting older Sayings

 

“Inside every older person is a younger person wondering “what has happened???” —Jennifer Yane

 

“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age.” —Lucille Ball

 

“You know you’re getting older when the candles cost more than the cake.” —Bob Hope

 

“You know you’re getting old when everything hurt. And what doesn’t hurt doesn’t work.” —Hy Gardner

 

“What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?” —Unknown

 

“You know you’re getting old when you go to more funerals than you do weddings.” —Jimmy Dean

 

“The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible.” —Judith Regan

 

“You know you’re getting old when you can pinch an inch on your forehead.” —John Mendoza

 

“Isn’t it fun getting older’ is really a terrible fallacy. That’s like saying I prefer driving an old car with a flat tire.” —Katharine Hepburn

 

“Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.” —Mark Twain

 

“A person isn’t old until regrets take the place of his dreams.” —John Barrymore

 

“When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it’s a sure sign you’re getting old.” —Mark Twain

 

“My grandpa’s car is so old; when he parked in front of a museum, they towed his car inside the museum.” —Unknown

 

“As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer.” —Robert Quillen

 

“Wisdom doesn’t automatically come with old age. Nothing does – except wrinkles. It’s true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.” —Abigail Van Buren

 

“I can’t wait to tell my kids I was born before the Internet.” —Unknown

 

“The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.” —Jerry M. Wright

 

“Age mellows some people; others it makes rotten.” —Unknown

 

“Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.” —Tom Wilson

 

“I think age is a very high price to pay for maturity.” —Tom Stoppard

 

“Anyone who stops learning is old whether at twenty or eighty Anyone who keeps learning stays young” —Henry Ford

 

“I’m 59 and people call me middle aged. How many 118 year old men do you know?” —Barry Cryer

 

“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.” —Robert Frost

Top Ten Getting Older Sayings

 

Here you will find top ten getting older sayings selected by our team.

  1. “As you get older threee things happen. The first is your memory goes, and the I can’t remember the other two.” —Sir Norman Wisdom
  2. “You know you’re getting old when you go to more funerals than you do weddings.” —Jimmy Dean
  3. “Wisdom doesn’t automatically come with old age. Nothing does – except wrinkles. It’s true, some wines improve with age.But only if the grapes were good in the first place.” —Abigail Van Buren
  4. “We don’t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” —George Bernard Shaw
  5. “You may not stop getting older, but you can paint your world with the vibrant colors of love to keep feeling younger.” —Debasish Mridha
  6. “You know you’re getting older when the candles cost more than the cake.” —Bob Hope
  7. “One advantage of getting older is knowing when to worry.” —Lorne Michaels
  8. “The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age.” —Lucille Ball
  9. “A person isn’t old until regrets take the place of his dreams.” —John Barrymore
  10. “Aging is not lost youth but a new stage of opportunity and strength.” —Betty Friedan

 

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