In this post, you will find amazing Monday sayings.

Short Monday Sayings

 

“Every Monday is a chance to start a new fabulous week!” —Unknown

 

“May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.” —Unknown

 

“Sunday’s silence can only mean one thing. Monday’s here!” —Anthony T. Hincks

 

“Mondays are the potholes in the road of life.” —Tom Wilson

 

“If each day was a gift, I would like to know where to return Monday.” —Unknown

 

“Monday is a sloppy umbrella day, which makes everybody a little blue.” —Giorge Leedy

 

“Dear Monday. I think you should take a holiday! Trust me. No one will miss you!” —Unknown

 

“Every Monday is a chance to start a new life, so use it.” —Unknown

 

“When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.” —Ella Woodward

 

“There are no miracles on Mondays.” —Amy Neftzger

 

“If you spend too much time thinking about a thing, you’ll never get it done.” —Bruce Lee

 

“When people go to work, they shouldn’t leave their hearts at home.” —Betty Bender

 

“Attack Monday with enthusiasm, laughter, thousands of smiles and cheerfulness.” —Unknown

 

“People can be great competitors on Sunday and mates on Monday.” —Casey Stoner

 

“Candy is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.” —Rebecca Gober

 

“Monday is the day that I start counting down to the weekend.” —Anthony T. Hincks

 

“Don’t let the word Monday scare you, do something awesome.” —Unknown

 

“This Monday is the beginning of your happy journey throughout the whole week, so enjoy it.” —Unknown

 

“Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.” —Yogi Berra

 

“Monday is a great for becoming too busy to die.” —Roy Station

 

“You are in control. Never allow your Monday to be manic.” —Andrea L’Artiste

 

“It was the kind of Sunday to make one ache for Monday morning.” —Joan Didion

 

“Love what you do, forget that you’ll meet your boss today and Monday will be kind to you.” —Unknown

 

“A schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn’t sleep on Monday nights.” —Alan Jay Lerner

Monday Sayings

 

“Monday won’t be so gloomy if you believe that something good is always bound to happen.” —Unknown

 

“Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I’m a man of simple pleasures, really.” —Arthur Darvill

 

“Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, it’s not me, it’s you.” —Unknown

 

“It takes twice as long for me to not get anything done on Monday as it does the rest of the week.” —Unknown

 

“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends – but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more positive partnership.” —Julio-Alexi Genao

 

“I hate mornings, and Mondays. And working. But other than that I am entirely happy.” —Unknown

 

“Don’t waste your time, Monday is a new opportunity to change your life for the best. Have a nice Monday!” —Unknown

 

“It’s Monday. Get a new perspective. Whatever obstacle you’re facing, it’s not permanent.” —Unknown

 

“All men tend to become angry and irritated at the start of the week. It is the start of the week but is the end of all fun and happiness in life.” —Venus Rivers

 

“Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear… ‘Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.” —Unknown

 

“Success is to wake up each morning and consciously decide that today will be the best day of your life.” —Ken Poirot

 

“This has been such a Monday! I wish I stayed in bed, and I wish that yesterday had never happened.” —Lisa Mantchev

 

“Try to feel more optimistic about Monday – do not create a problem at the very beginning of the new week!” —Unknown

 

“Turning your passion into your job is easier than finding a job that matches your passion.” —Unknown

 

“We usually break our records every Monday, so we’ll see what turns up tonight after midnight. Next month it’ll probably be higher, which is always weird.” —Drew Curtis

 

“Hey I know it’s Monday but it’s also a new day, a new week, and in that lies a new opportunity for something special to happen.” —Michael Ely

 

“Your Monday morning thoughts set the tone for your whole week. See yourself getting stronger, and living a fulfilling, happier and healthier life.” —Germany Kent

 

“Hello, Monday. May I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Don’t you have a hobby?” —Unknown

 

“Meet this Monday with positive thoughts and you won’t face negative things throughout the week.” —Unknown

 

“Don’t let the Monday morning quarterbacks stop you from being bold. You’ve got to set a high bar.” —Antonio Villaraigosa

 

“Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.” —Unknown

 

“I must break the routines and become a person who becomes productive every Monday. I must break the mindset of unhappiness and turn myself into a happy magnet for Mondays.” —Leggy Saul

 

“I’m convinced that God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend.” —Unknown

 

“When you start to do the things that you truly love, it wouldn’t matter whether it is Monday or Friday; you would be so excited to wake up each morning to work on your passions.” —Edmond Mbiaka

 

“Mondays are tough only for those people, who don’t know how to spend them cheerfully. Get up and have fun today!” —Unknown

 

“The dog doesn’t know the difference between Saturday, Sunday, and Monday, so I have to walk the dog early those days too.” —Donna Shalala

 

“I must break the routines and become a person who becomes productive every Monday. I must break the mindset of unhappiness and turn myself into a happy magnet for Mondays.” —Leggy Saul

 

“There is nothing more dreadful than having to go walking on one’s own on Monday.” —Thomas Bernhard

Top Ten Monday Sayings

 

Here you will find top ten Monday Sayings selected by our team.

  1. “Sunday’s silence can only mean one thing. Monday’s here!” —Anthony T. Hincks
  2. “Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, it’s not me, it’s you.” —Unknown
  3. “When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.” —Ella Woodward
  4. “It takes twice as long for me to not get anything done on Monday as it does the rest of the week.” —Unknown
  5. “So,  Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends – but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more positive partnership.” —Julio-Alexi Genao
  6. “When you start to do the things that you truly love, it wouldn’t matter whether it is Monday or Friday; you would be so excited to wake up each morning to work on your passions.” —Edmond Mbiaka
  7. “Dear Monday. I think you should take a holiday! Trust me. No one will miss you!” —Unknown
  8. “It’s Monday. Get a new perspective. Whatever obstacle you’re facing, it’s not permanent.” —Unknown
  9. “Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.” —Unknown
  10. “Try to feel more optimistic about Monday – do not create a problem at the very beginning of the new week!” —Unknown