31 Mother In Law Quotes and Sayings

In this post, you will find amazing mother in law sayings.

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Short Mother In Law Sayings

“A car is like a mother-in-law – if you let it, it will rule your life.” —Jaime Lerner

“The mother-in-law is the centre of a family.” —Les Dawson

“Adam was the luckiest man in the world. He had no mother-in-law.” —Mark Twain

“I love my mother-in-law and I think I’m a really good one, too.” —Reba Mcentire

“I told my mother-in-law my house is your house. So she sold it.” —Henny Youngman

“I can’t believe she’s lived this long. God must be avoiding her.” —Brian Francis

“Give up all hope of peace so long as your mother-in-law is alive.” —Juvenal

“I bought an ideal gift for my mother-in-law a battery-operated mouth.” —Milton Berle

“Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.” —H. L. Mencken

“The mother-in-law frequently forgets that she was a daughter-in-law.” —Unknown

“A mother gives you a life, a mother-in-law gives you her life.” —Amit Kalantri

“My mother-in-law belongs in Hell, but the devil is afraid she’ll end up taking over.” —Matshona Dhliwayo

“I have never made a fool of my mother in law. I just leave her to display her natural talents herself.” —Unknown

“Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.” —Henny Youngman

“Back of every achievement is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law.” —Brooks Hays

“Behind every successful man is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law.” —Hubert H. Humphrey

“I have never made a fool of my mother in law. I just leave her to display her natural talents herself.” —Unknown

“My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her.” —Lenny Bruce

“On Valentine’s Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse.” —Unknown

“Be kind to your mother-in-law but pay for her board at some good hotel.” —Josh Billings

“My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere.” —John Barrymore

“Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law’s peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.” —Unknown

“I have a great relationship with my mother in law. We’re both Leos, we understand each other.” —Tori Amos

“When you have a wonderful mother-in-law who takes sides with you in squabbles with her own daughter – that’s something.” —Lou Gehrig

“Never rely on the glory of the morning nor the smiles of your mother-in-law.” —Japanese Proverb

“English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation.” —Unknown

Here you will find top five mother in law sayings selected by our team.

“I bought an ideal gift for my mother-in-law a battery-operated mouth.” —Milton Berle
“Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.” —H. L. Mencken
“Adam was the luckiest man in the world. He had no mother-in-law.” —Mark Twain
“Never rely on the glory of the morning nor the smiles of your mother-in-law.” —Japanese Proverb
“Behind every successful man is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law.” —Hubert H. Humphrey