48 Pig Quotes and Sayings
In this post, you will find amazing pig quotes and sayings.
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Short Pig Quotes and Sayings
“Pigs are smart little creatures. They just need love.” —Shelley Duvall
“Processed pig is white trash meat. Some people call it Spam.” —Scott Weiland
“If it looks like a pig, sounds like a pig, acts like pig, don’t be mistaking, it is a pig!” —Unknown
“If your pig stops eating take him to the vet as this is never normal.” —Adrienne Kruzer
“There’s times to be dainty and times to be a pig.” —Doug Stanhope
“You can put wings on a pig, but you don’t make it an eagle.” —William J. Clinton
“You’ll never change a pig into a sheep unless it has a sheep as mother.” —Unknown
“A rat is a pig is a dog is a boy. They’re all animals.” —Ingrid Newkirk
“A pig that has two owners is sure to die of hunger.” —Unknown
“The paradise of my fancy is one where pigs have wings.” —G.K Chesterton
“A pig used to dirt turns its nose up at rice.” —Portuguese proverb
“You can lead a pig to water, but you can’t make him drink.” —Unknown
“Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.” —Tim Allen
“I am firm. You are obstinate. He is a pig-headed fool.” —Unknown
“You can’t fatten the pig on market day. “ —John Howard
“A pig’s tail will never make a good arrow.” —French proverb
“The voice of a pig can hardly be disguised.” —Unknown
“Today’s pig is tomorrows bacon!” —Hunter S. Thompson
“I have eyes like those of a dead pig.” —Marlon Brando
Pig Quotes and Sayings
“Never try to teach a pig to sing. You waste your time and you annoy the pig.” —Robert A. Heinlein
“I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.” —George Bernard Shaw
“A pig has its own nature; no one can take that away from him, it can’t be changed, why blame the poor thing?” —Unknown
“Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!” —Andy Rooney
“A pig can learn more tricks than a dog, but has too much sense to want to do it.” —Roberston Davies
“I am not a pig farmer. The pigs had a great time, but I didn’t make any money.” —Willie Nelson
“Asking a critic to name his favorite book is like asking a butcher to name his favorite pig.” —John McCarthy
“I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” —Winston S. Churchill
“The difference between involvement and commitment is like ham and eggs. The chicken is involved; the pig is committed.” —Martina Navratilova
“Sometimes love doesn’t come to us. We have to go out hunting. It’s like pigs looking for truffles. It’s called dating.” —Patti LuPone
“Killing a pig for a good old fry-up is one thing. But there’s no excuse for being cruel, even if you’re a bored teenage kid.” —Don Meyer
“More people are killed every year by pigs than by sharks, which shows you how good we are at evaluating risk.” —Bruce Schneier
“Killing a pig for a good old fry-up is one thing. But there’s no excuse for being cruel, even if you’re a bored teenage kid.” —Ozzy Osburne
“Man thrives where angels would die of ecstasy and where pigs would die of disgust.” —Kenneth Rexroth
“I am not a pig farmer. The pigs had a great time, but I didn’t make any money.” —Willie Nelson
“It’s when you live in a pigsty that the pigs start to complain about who they have to share with.” —Anthony T.Hincks
“If pigs could vote, the man with the slop bucket would be elected swineherd every time, no matter how much slaughtering he did on the side.” —Orson Scott Card
“In a democracy, people always vote for their alike! Pig for the pig, raven for the raven! Dull for the dull, wise for the wise!” —Mehmet Murat Ildan
“Fame is like a shaved pig with a greased tail, and it is only after it has slipped through the hands of some thousands, that some fellow, by mere chance, holds on to it!” —Davy Crockett
Top Ten Pig Quotes and Sayings
Here you will find top ten Gold quotes and sayings selected by our team.
- “If it looks like a pig, sounds like a pig, acts like pig, don’t be mistaking, it is a pig!” —Unknown
- “You can put wings on a pig, but you don’t make it an eagle.” —William J. Clinton
- “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” —Winston S. Churchill
- “In a democracy, people always vote for their alike! Pig for the pig, raven for the raven! Dull for the dull, wise for the wise!” —Mehmet Murat Ildan
- “I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.” —George Bernard Shaw
- “I am not a pig farmer. The pigs had a great time, but I didn’t make any money.” —Willie Nelson
- “A pig has its own nature; no one can take that away from him, it can’t be changed, why blame the poor thing?” —Unknown
- “It’s when you live in a pigsty that the pigs start to complain about who they have to share with.” —Anthony T.Hincks
- “A pig’s tail will never make a good arrow.” —French proverb
- “A pig can learn more tricks than a dog, but has too much sense to want to do it.” —Roberston Davies