In this post, you will find amazing Saturday sayings.

Short Saturday Sayings

 

“Saturday is what gives us a weekend of enjoyment.” —Anthony T. Hincks

 

“Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath.” —Lyndon B. Johnson

 

“It’s saturday night, so act like a bat, spread your wings, and find some fun tonight.” —Unknown

 

“Saturday night is perfect for writers because other people have “plans”.” —Mike Birbiglia

 

“Better days are coming. They are called Saturday and Sunday.” —Unknown

 

“Saturday is here; give it a warm welcome by allowing yourself a lovely day of rest.” —Unknown

 

“Saturdays are for adventure. Sundays are for cuddling.” —Unknown

 

“Sunday would be lost without Saturday, and I would be lost without you.” —Anthony T. Hincks

 

“I told myself that I was going to live the rest of my life as if it were Saturday.” —Chip Gaines

 

“I wish that every day was Saturday and every month was October.” —Charmaine J. Forde

 

“Life is a wretched gray Saturday, but it has to be lived through.” —Anthony Burgess

 

“If you see me on Friday, you’ll see different material on Saturday night.” —Kathy Griffin

 

“My work is like my vacation, so in a way every day is like Saturday.” —Ludacris

 

“Nothing in the world is more expensive than a woman who’s free for the weekend.” —Unknown

 

“Saturday night is the loneliest night in the week.” —Sammy Chan

 

“I can never remember a time when I thought that I’d rather wish it wasn’t Saturday.” —Byron Pulsifer

 

“It’s a fine line between saturday night and Sunday morning.” —Jimmy Buffett

 

“Saturday, you’ve always been my favorite!” —Unknown

 

“A weekend wasted isn’t a wasted weekend.” —Unknown

 

“When you are unemployed, weekends are seven days long.” —Mokokoma Mokhonoana

 

“Dear Saturday, you are my favorite.” —Unknown

 

“My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday!” —Unknown

 

“Saturday afternoons = When relaxation meets opportunity.” —Unknown

 

“It’s Saturday. The toughest decision you need to make is bottle or glass.” —Unknown

 

“The older you get, the more Saturday Morning Hangovers replace Saturday Morning Cartoons.” —Unknown

Saturday Sayings

 

“Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.” —Bill Watterson

 

“The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.” —Chuck Palahniuk

 

“There is nothing more I love more than being in a throw-down on a Saturday night.” —Donald Cerrone

 

“Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.” —John Shirley

 

“Middle age is when you’re sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn’t for you.” —Ogden Nash

 

“We need the spirit of Sunday carried over to Monday and continued until Saturday.” —Edward McKendree Bounds

 

“Sometimes you want to have a very productive Saturday to feel that you are in control of your life, which of course you are not.” —Tina Fey

 

“Saturday – a day to sleep in past my normal waking hour. A day to relish, enjoy and celebrate the goodness that I have been blessed with.” —Byron Pulsifer

 

“Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long weekend on Monday afternoon.” —Richard Nelson Bolles

 

“Welcome this morning with a smile! Happy Saturday!If you don’t have a smile, I’ll give you one of mine.” —Unknown

 

“Imagine living a life where every day are your Saturdays and Sundays. Make every day your weekend. Make every day a play-day.” —James A. Murphy

 

“Your Monday is not going to be like Saturday; the emotions are going to be different.” —Jean Grae

 

“If you are single there is always one thing you should take out with you on a Saturday night your friends.” —Unknown

Top Ten Saturday Sayings

 

Here you will find top ten Saturday Sayings selected by our team.

  1. “Saturday is what gives us a weekend of enjoyment.” —Anthony T. Hincks
  2. “Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.” —Bill Watterson
  3. “Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.” —John Shirley
  4. “It’s Saturday. The toughest decision you need to make is bottle or glass” —Unknown
  5. “Sunday would be lost without Saturday, and I would be lost without you.” —Anthony T. Hincks
  6. “Better days are coming. They are called Saturday and Sunday.” —Unknown
  7. “It’s saturday night, so act like a bat, spread your wings, and find some fun tonight.” —Unknown
  8. “We need the spirit of Sunday carried over to Monday and continued until Saturday.” —Edward McKendree Bounds
  9. “Saturdays are for adventure. Sundays are for cuddling.” —Unknown
  10. “Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath.” —Lyndon B. Johnson