64 Beautiful Wife Sayings

In this post, you will find amazing wife sayings.

Contents

  1. Wife Sayings
  2. Short Wife Sayings
  3. Top Ten Wife Sayings

Wife Sayings

 

“The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.” —Groucho Marx

 

“I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy.” —Marilyn Monroea

 

“Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.” —Martin Luther

 

“Husband is the “head” of the family and wife is the “neck” that turns the head around.” —Unknown

 

“By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.” —Socrates

 

“The only time my wife and I had a simultaneous orgasm was when the judge signed the divorce papers.” —Woody Allen

 

“The game is my wife. It demands loyalty and responsibility, and it gives me back fulfillment and peace.” —Michael Jordan

 

“That’s what a good wife does, keeps your dreams alive even when you don’t believe anymore.” —Michael J. Sullivan

 

“When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.” —Prince Philip

 

“Let husband and wife never speak to one another in loud tones, unless the house is on fire.” —David O. McKay

 

“My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.” —Jimmy Durante

 

“When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.” —Sacha Guitry

 

“A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed.” —Unknown

 

“When a husband brings his wife flowers for no reason, there’s a reason.” —Molly McGee

 

“The ultimate end of your education was to make you a good wife.” —Mary Wortley Montagu

 

“Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.” —Zig Ziglar

 

“Marriage is the beginning of love for your spouse, not the result of it.” —Shannon L. Alder

 

“There are three faithful friends – an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.” —Benjamin Franklin

 

“A wife is a friend first, a lover second, and third and probably most important, a maid.” —Jarod Kintz

 

“A man should not compete with his wife in talk but in silence.” —Bangambiki Habyarimana

 

“That is, the wife must care for what the husband cares for if he is to remain resolute.” —Mother Jones

 

“One never realizes how different a husband and wife can be until they begin to pack for a trip.” —Erma Bombeck

 

“That’s what a good wife does, keeps your dreams alive even when you don’t believe anymore.” —Michael J. Sullivan

 

“To hold a husband, the wife should have understanding instead of beauty.” —Unknown

 

“A wife is like a boomerang, the harder you throw the faster she comes back.” —Unknown

 

“If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter.” —Thomas Fuller

 

“Wives are young men’s mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men’s nurses.” —Francis Bacon

 

“The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.” —E. Joseph Cossman

 

“A husband ignores his wife in each way and loves his brother’s wife many ways.” —Unknown

 

“The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me.” —Howard Nemerov

 

“A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.” —Michel de Montaigne

 

“Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.” —Groucho Marx

 Short Wife Sayings

 

“In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.” —Woody Allen

 

“Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.” —Kin Hubbard

 

“A sweetheart is a bottle of wine; a wife is a wine bottle.” —Charles Baudelaire

 

“My husband thinks I’m crazy. But I’m not the one who married me.” —Unknown

 

“The husband and wife are one, and that one is the husband.” —William Blackstone

 

“The true index of a man’s character is the health of his wife.” —Cyril Connolly

 

“You only require two things in life: your sanity and your wife.” —Tony Blair

 

“Heaven will be no heaven to me if I do not meet my wife there.” —Andrew Jackson

 

“A mother gives you a life; a mother-in-law gives you her life.” —Amit Kalantri

 

“A good husband makes a good wife.” —John Florio

 

“A wife is the joy of a man’s heart.” —Talmud

 

“Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.” —Thomas Fuller

 

“A man’s mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault.” —Walter Bagehot

 

“A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.” —Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

“A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers.” —Ruth Graham

 

“A perfect wife is one who doesn’t expect a perfect husband.” —Unknown

 

“All married women are not wives.” —Japanese Proverb

 

“Speak to me; I will spend my lifetime trying to understand you.” —Kamand Kojouri

 

“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.” —Groucho Marx

 

“I think a good husband has to depend on having a good wife.” —Jimmy Carter

 

“The man, who says his wife can’t take a joke, forgets that she took him.” —Oscar Wilde

 

“My wife is a sex object, every time I ask for sex, she objects.” —Les Dawson

 

“My spouse is my shield, my spouse is my strength.” —Amit Kalantri

 

“A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.” —Milton Berle

 

“If your wife wants to learn to drive, don’t stand in her way.” —Sam Levenson

 

“The only time a wife listens to her husband is when he’s asleep.” —Chuck Jones

 

“A man with a good wife is the luckiest of God’s creatures.” —Stephen King

 

“This is the way to kill a wife with kindness.” —William Shakespeare

 

“I don’t need Google, my wife knows everything.” —Unknown

 

“I was about to die; and then she gave me a birth again.” —Wrushank Sorte

 

“If a wife is silent and not arguing, it means she’s sleeping.” —Unknown

 

“Marriage is a workshop, where the husband works and the wife shops.” —Unknown

Top Ten Wife Sayings

 

You will find here top ten wife sayings selected by our team.

  1.  “The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.” —Groucho Marx
  2. “The true index of a man’s character is the health of his wife.” —Cyril Connolly
  3. “By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.” —Socrates
  4. “A mother gives you a life; a mother-in-law gives you her life.” —Amit Kalantri
  5. “When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.” —Sacha Guitry
  6. “To hold a husband, the wife should have understanding instead of beauty.” —Unknown
  7. “My spouse is my shield, my spouse is my strength.” —Amit Kalantri
  8. “The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.” —E. Joseph Cossman
  9. “Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.” —Groucho Marx
  10. “Marriage is a workshop, where the husband works and the wife shops.” —Unknown

 

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